tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-179453862011-12-06T21:28:21.286+08:00... on Life, the Universe, and Everything...Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.comBlogger801100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-39783940097981927432010-07-30T18:36:00.002+08:002010-07-30T18:50:32.267+08:00

Dear Blizzard/Activision/IAHGames, Fix your effin' lag. I've gone through two placement matches and my units were doing a stopdance the entire game. It's fucking impossible to micro with such delay and my macro gets broken as well. You'll probably go and blame my ISP for the slowness, but I blame you for forcing every game through the service. Going to shops will do no good, because there's no

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-89710189236390371382010-06-02T02:32:00.003+08:002010-06-02T02:42:35.173+08:00

Dear Tard,I'm not quite sure if you're the same prick I ranted against a year ago, but I believe it is so. Since that's apparently the case, I guess you're a year older now. But from what I see, you've become a year dumber.I thought we've already made you quit the internet? Apparently you just took a rest to recover your shattered e-go before going back to your increasing of post count ways.

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-89098948354289848522010-05-07T02:36:00.004+08:002010-06-08T15:24:25.886+08:00

Dear Spammer,While I appreciate the click, I certainly do not invite any spam to my food blog or any of my other blogs.Firstly, I do not understand Chinese. And while Google translates your comments to messages of good health and happiness, I cannot be sure of that. Secondly, I'm too computer literate to overlook those many periods you put after your comment to have hyperlinks that lead to random

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-15519994509402829372010-03-23T19:03:00.002+08:002010-03-23T19:10:11.968+08:00

Dear YouTube,Your new "improved accessibility" layout actually hinders quite a lot for me. I can't see the user's latest videos without clicking something, and when I do click it, it pans the video down. You also force an autoplay feature from the module I clicked the video from even though I don't want to watch the next video in the said module; I have to manually turn it off every time I watch

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-74314087784260008872010-03-03T21:09:00.002+08:002010-03-03T21:42:10.384+08:00

Dear Reader,Artificial birth control is a major issue, especially for our country and what’s happening in it today. Alarmed by the rate of sexually transmitted diseases, especially AIDS, the Department of Health has decided to distribute condoms, perhaps the most popular method of artificial birth control, to those who require it. Also, for the past few years, the proposed Reproductive Health

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-53460582422433000752010-02-24T18:36:00.007+08:002010-02-24T18:46:35.539+08:00

Dear Microsoft,I present you exhibit A, a screenshot taken from your up-to-date Windows Live Messenger:I would like to point out the advertisement at the bottom.The correct spelling of Filipino is the way I have written it. It is not "Philippino". This goes for both the language and the people of the Philippines using the English language. I find it silly and irritating that you ask your Filipino

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-76007401923654735052010-02-22T10:27:00.002+08:002010-02-22T10:32:15.819+08:00

Dear Contact,Stop using the Jologs-inator to update your status. It's not funny the first time, and it's not funny now.Then again, that might be the real way you encode. If so, I'm hiding your updates from now on. I'm also considering deleting you just because.tl;dr: d0N't tYpE lyK tHs, kK???!!Sincerely,Internet Jolog Hater,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-30614754285632690352010-02-18T23:46:00.006+08:002010-02-18T23:56:07.472+08:00

Dear Smoker,The jeepney is a public utility vehicle. It does not belong to you even if you are a driver or operator. It belongs to the public—to everyone who rides it and pays for this service. Please do not smoke inside said vehicle, and this goes whether you are a passenger or a driver.It doesn't matter if you're sitting in the front or at the back—the poison you exhale is very much breathable

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-91493171268153791582010-01-23T13:00:00.004+08:002010-01-23T13:16:07.813+08:00

Dear Asshole,A couple of points:First; women aren't objects. You're not in any position to "collect" them. They aren't meant to be treated the way you do. You're not in love with them. You're just fucking sexually frustrated. And I believe you'll remain as such for the rest of your miserable days with the way you treat women; unless of course some gay dude manages to fuck you in the ass.Second;

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-29773581511699901682010-01-15T23:14:00.003+08:002010-01-15T23:27:50.829+08:00

Dear Professors and Fellow Students,Please do not use the .docx file format. Not everyone has an updated version of Microsoft Office. Heck, not everyone has a copy of any version of Microsoft Office. This goes especially true for impoverished students such as myself, who rely on free or open source software such as OpenOffice.Org. Using .doc files is bad enough. But, since some software do

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-32792433138167115792010-01-08T08:03:00.006+08:002010-01-08T08:13:45.801+08:00

Dear Atheist,You know, the only reason I have developed a particular dislike in some religious fanatics is because they forcefully impose their beliefs upon others, hating those who believe otherwise, and look down upon non-believers of their religion. I find it sad that you, who has chosen not to belong in an organized religion or believe in a deity or deities, are starting to become like them.

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-10963279870425056452009-12-26T00:47:00.003+08:002009-12-26T00:52:46.557+08:00

Dear Globe,For the past couple of weeks, I've done nothing but use my account balance for your SMS. And for the past week, I've lost 30 Php of my balance for no reason at all. I still have 64 free SMS. I would like to know what happened to my 30 Php load. I wouldn't probably complain if my messages actually get through, but I still have to resend my messages over 9000 times before it actually

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-91381526925629722962009-12-20T20:42:00.003+08:002009-12-20T20:47:47.940+08:00

Dear Driver,I know that red means stop and green means go. But when the lights are green and the road ahead is full, don't even bother crossing. Sure, some mindless drivers behind you will honk their horns, but what good will it do when you're stuck in the middle of the intersection once the light goes red? You'll just get more angry honks from your left and right. The amount of time you saved

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-27717427637196964262009-12-03T01:13:00.003+08:002009-12-03T01:40:08.514+08:00

Dear Creationist,Please do not assume that everyone believes in your belief. Such a statement like "there is no doubt that we all believe in God" may actually be offensive for some.Also, please do not impose your beliefs to others forcefully. It's okay to share your thoughts, but to resent someone because they don't believe in the things you do may raise quite a lot of eyebrows, or at least some

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-22697022202597112392009-11-24T09:37:00.005+08:002009-11-24T09:41:14.227+08:00

Dear Someone,DO NOT FUCKING TAKE MY FUCKING STUFF WHEN I AM FUCKING ASLEEP. WILL FUCKING LOCK MY FUCKING DOOR FROM NOW ON.Sincerely,ON COOL CRUISE CONTROL,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-62034803310279591452009-11-05T22:44:00.002+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.646+08:00

Dear Player,You probably don't have any friends, that's why you vented out in the public chat. But, seriously, complain on the amount of people at a certain area in a free MMORPG on the public chat? That's just low. Sure, we do complain about the lag and the number of players, but we only do it in private chats. We don't say "there's too many people in this f*ing game" in public, because,

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-54486275822680496132009-10-24T20:15:00.001+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.636+08:00

Dear DSWD,If this is true, you should seriously be ashamed of yourselves.Sincerely,Distraught Citizen,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-46449555945969990802009-10-16T17:12:00.003+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.634+08:00

Dear user,I do not play Mafia Wars. Please stop inviting me to your groups and pages. They are quite irritating to see in my inbox.Sincerely,Irritated Facebook User,Inggo###Dear Facebook,I would love to have a feature to block all invites from a single contact. If this is already implemented, I fail to see where or how it is done.Sincerely,Irritated Facebook User,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-48516943643991680792009-10-10T14:30:00.003+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.636+08:00

Dear WWE,You know, I liked "Breaking Point" as a pay-per-view name with its matching concept. It didn't bother me with your other name changes: "The Bash" (tradition aside, "The Great American Bash" is doesn't really work for your company), "Hell in a Cell" (your worst PPV name since your latest), "Bragging Rights" (although "Cyber Sunday" sucks IMO), and "TLC: Tables Ladders and Chairs" (I like

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-47865640146977959052009-10-05T01:27:00.003+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.634+08:00

Dear Developers,Please do not fix what is not broken. More importantly, please do not add more useless features to your software before fixing known issues. It's already two versions and my problem is still there. Even though it's free (ad-based) software, it's still bad practice, you know.Sincerely,Doesn't Need These Features Over Patches,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-34443603164815387072009-09-14T11:36:00.003+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.641+08:00

Dear Cosplayers,Maybe I can overlook the fact that you're using brightly colored wigs with some of your hair sticking out. Maybe I can overlook the fact that your skin color does not match that of the character you're cosplaying as. Maybe I can overlook the fact that you're using store-bought costumes. Maybe I can overlook the fact that you're just not pretty. However, aside from the body size,

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-83975843188617606402009-09-07T22:41:00.002+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.635+08:00

Dear Cybersquatters,Why do you do this? Take all the good names, put nothing, and leave it until the release of Duke Nukem Forever. Perhaps it's Blogspot, Wordpress, and all the other hosts fault for not having an expiration of some sort, but still.Anyway, you're making it a hard time for me to come up of a good name for my new blog, so fuck you.tl;dr: Fuck you.Sincerely,Internet Real Estate

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-54792491327496039162009-09-06T03:07:00.002+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.634+08:00

Dear McDo,Stop pressing on your burgers while cooking them. It takes all the juices out of the burger. I expected a juicy half pound chunk of meat, and I get a dry, well-done (and not the good way), and almost tasteless burger. I can tolerate the well-done part, since I don't really trust if the meat you use and the way it is stored and cooked is safe for rare consumption. However, the fact that

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-49007718095166912592009-08-24T18:52:00.003+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.643+08:00

Dear Developers,No, I don't want to allow your application to post on my wall. Please don't bug me with a message asking special permissions to post every time I attempt to use your application. I haven't allowed your application to do so the first time I used it, and I won't allow it ever. If I change my mind, I do know how to tinker with it at the application settings page. Don't develop it

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-8146982473103960962009-08-20T00:05:00.003+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.639+08:00

Dear Macfag,The reason my PC (note that I'm using the term `Personal computer`, not referring to the OS or the build of the machine, since it has a dual-boot OS and customized parts) broke is because its power supply is more or less 8 years old... almost half my age. It's not because "it's not a Mac", and because "it uses Windows"... no. I happened to have upgraded my machine quite a few times

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-65446869523495045002009-08-15T18:27:00.002+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.633+08:00

Dear Driver,You were lucky that I was already in a pretty bad mood that your actions weren't enough to make it worse. However, you should know that having a meter that ticks three times faster is against the law. Not only should I have not given you the amount your "broken" meter was asking for, but I should have also just left you hanging out there when we alight your pathetic excuse of a

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-25974655001936729602009-08-08T02:24:00.005+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.637+08:00

Dear Subscriber,You have been infected with malware which is causing your computer to send data through the internet making you part of the botnet. I have mentioned a couple of difficult words there which you probably don't understand, especially since you're stupid enough to be infected and become part of it.I'd rather not bother usually. And usually, I'd laugh in your face and call you a noob.

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-69299499057047779522009-08-05T12:05:00.002+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.639+08:00

Dear Classmate,Perhaps it's because you're a freshman, and a year younger than me. Or maybe you're unfamiliar of netiquette outside of Friendster.Nevertheless, you do not post in intellectual discussion fora using rainbow-colored sentences. There's no need to color your sentence, and changing the color after each sentence. True, this shows uniqueness, but, please, keep it in social networking

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-20588823852850704332009-07-28T07:42:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.641+08:00

Dear Compatriot,I am disappointed at you. Whenever you're going to comment or post something to a website, make sure the language you write in matches that of the said website. Do not use your vernacular language, unless it explicitly states that you may. It is quite irritating for the webmaster and guests to see comments or posts in a language they cannot understand.And don't even try to reason

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-87590175492264007662009-07-26T09:46:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.634+08:00

Dear McDonald's Anonas Management,When I place an order for your limited-time-only twister fries, I expect the entire container to be full. The serving lasted me a mere 10 seconds, and I frankly did not enjoy spending the price for a extra large fries for a regular-fries-amount of twister fries.Is this your way of cutting down? Anyway, I deserve more for my money. The amount of twister fries

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-19873722844893754292009-07-23T21:48:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.636+08:00

Dear Classmate,Even though our particular medium of instruction relies on a bulletin board system that runs on the internet, this doesn't excuse you from breaking grammar and spelling rules, and, more importantly, using excessive abbreviations when it is unneeded. Sure, you're probably saving a few bits of memory doing so, but you must realize that this is still a branch of a prestigious

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-61553206195665145122009-07-19T09:56:00.001+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.641+08:00

Dear Bar Owner,You do realize that you're doing business in a residential area, no? I just find it sad that you choose to have a videoke bar as a business. People are trying to sleep at night. While it seems that your business is doing good, our body clocks aren't. You and your clients are the only people enjoying.There's supposed to be a liquor ban in this city between 0200-0800 hours if I'm not

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-10614975460568416932009-07-14T15:06:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.639+08:00

Dear Faggot,You think it's gay when I name my more valued possessions with feminine names? Well, I think it's gayer when you're pressing Adam's buttons, touching Ben's keys, pushing Christian's joystick, playing David's notes, and    gerund      masculine name  's    object   (fill in appropriate blanks).I think I've shown my point. I'll stick to my femininely named things, thank you very

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-3619821690581553942009-07-13T18:55:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.640+08:00

Dear Mozilla,I'm starting to lose faith in you. I just want to select a tab, of course using my mouse. Sometimes I click too deeply and drag my mouse to fast, causing it to tear off... and become a new window. One of the best things I find in Firefox is that it used to organize itself into the tabs, and now I'm stuck in having to deal with new windows.If I wanted a new window for my tab, I'd

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-71456476603896303332009-07-11T13:17:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.640+08:00

Dear Facebook,I have just noticed that when I tried to import my blog's RSS into your platform using the built-in site import, you automatically import them into your "Notes" application. That's not how RSS works—you're supposed to just link it to the site of the story itself, perhaps with a short excerpt from the description. You're not supposed to post the entire story and call them posted on

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-62814725760653861462009-07-09T14:12:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.634+08:00

Dear Yahoo!,It's been a while since I had this problem, and until now it has yet been fixed. I've tried uninstalling, deleting registry information, temporary files, and reinstalling your instant messaging program. Yet, until now, it still won't allow me to change my display image.Every time I want to change my display image, I have to edit my registry to make it point to the desired display

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-90838693201994375922009-07-08T18:37:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.643+08:00

Dear Moodle Instructors,I understand that you want to update your students on certain topics, but please don't force-subscribe us to all of the forums. It clogs our inboxes with repetitive replies and answers by fellow classmates.If you do want to update us on new topics, do so only when you start a forum, or when it is you who is posting. Provide us with the option to unsubscribe from the forums

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-3576853935685544602009-07-04T07:16:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.647+08:00

Dear MM.DD.(YY)YY Users,While I do sort of understand the fuss that a certain time this year will be 12:34:56 07.08.09, this time will occur on the 7th of August, not the 8th of July. Why would you write the month before the date? The month obviously is comprised of the dates, so it should be written as DD.MM.(YY)YY, because dates are less than a month and months are less than a year.Oh, and it

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-21250358265510730032009-07-02T17:34:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.635+08:00

Dear Ntreev,What the fuck? Emergency maintenance? I'd forgive it if you said a word about it, but you didn't. Even 5 minutes... no... 1 minute before you shut down the server will do. But no... the second I went into the boss trial, you pull the plug. What the heck?Next time, announce beforehand when you're conducting server maintenance in game. It's part of your duty as game servers.Sincerely,

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-91609790693833980622009-07-01T11:23:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.635+08:00

Dear Mozilla,WTF did you do with Firefox? Now I can't select the tabs anymore and use my handy mouse scroll's left and right tilt to switch tabs. Fix this shit and make me able to select tabs again.And just when I was praising your product over Chrome. Now, I have to tinker with userChrome.css to make it work.Reintegrate it. And no tl;dr version for you.Sincerely,Unimpressed Firefox 3.5 User,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-10038865012067030832009-06-22T20:21:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.647+08:00

Dear Chromefag,The address bar of Firefox also functions as a search bar by default. Also, Firefox uses less memory over the number of tabs, Google for evidence (ironic, isn't it?). I'll admit that Chrome is a pretty little browser, but I'll be keeping my browser with all the important extensions attached as my default, thank you.tl;dr: Shut up.Sincerely,Firefox User,InggoP.S.This is similar to

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-85484064314372433722009-06-21T12:51:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.647+08:00

Dear Neighbors,Even though you're related to the landlady, this doesn't excuse you for being so fucking noisy. Maybe I can overlook when your audible volume is over 9000 decibels at day. But when it's already past midnight, that's when I start to rage.I can also overlook the fact that you fail to discipline your children, who seem to cry at least three times every hour. But when this failure goes

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-58163370368033086602009-06-18T19:37:00.000+08:002010-06-08T15:24:25.887+08:00

Dear Gamer,Oh wait, you aren't one.Sincerely,Non-Casual Gamer,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-50484804011521355972009-06-12T05:13:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.636+08:00

Dear Parents,When you let your child use the train with you, make sure he is behaved and properly taught of passenger decorum. The most important rule to remember is that you make sure you are comfortable without discomforting others.There is a train reserved for women and children. Of course, parents are allowed in regardless of gender. This means even if you are a couple, you are still allowed

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-8672321118763305452009-05-30T09:15:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.634+08:00

Dear McDo,I like the fact that you finally decided to provide larger portions of your "world famous" french fries. However, I dislike the fact that there's no meal upgrade that could take advantage of this new addition to your menu.It's just a 10Php increase for the "large" fries, so why not just add 10Php to your "Go Big Time" option? Until you do so will I be a happy fry aficionado.I'm

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-63390303249239706792009-05-28T04:14:00.001+08:002010-06-08T15:24:25.887+08:00

Dear Timezone,While I am pleased that you have managed to get hold of the V6 software this early, I am disappointed in the fact that you did not get a new machine. It would've been nice if the quality of your machines was still top notch, but until now you haven't still fixed the screen of the GuitarFreaks machine.Until you have replaced this with a brand new V6 machine or you manage to fix the

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-73678075177983163382009-05-27T09:35:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.641+08:00

Dear Bayan Telecommunications,Thank you for keeping me out of the internet for three whole weeks. Seriously, though, I'd understand the situation if it weren't for you promising the day I applied for transfer that you'd be able to connect within three to five days. I used to have such positive outlook on your company. Now I rank you just above PLDT.And now you want to charge me for the last month

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-60611615690253170412009-05-06T06:19:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.646+08:00

Dear Prick,I obviously have a problem with prepubescents. I especially have a problem with prepubescents in the internet.You see, there are places where you can run amok and post whatever you want to post. Those places are meant for kids like you. However, most of the places are for intelligent discussion. These places are not meant for you.You do not reply to every thread just to increase your

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-56454915848119813972009-04-30T21:18:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.645+08:00

Dear Media,It has become apparent to me that you believe that eating or handling pork will give you swine flu. No it will not. Taking pictures of "daring" wet market butchers chopping up pork products amidst the global pandemic crisis is not helping.It is safe to eat cooked pork—the virus dies in heat. The reason it is spreading out the entire world is because of human-to-human respiratory

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-66316476524171108272009-04-25T23:04:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.641+08:00

Dear Cosplayers,Your mission should be to fit into the character, not to make the character fit into you, hence the term "costume playing". There are many characters to play as, and if you do not fit the body size requirements, please do not attempt to try.You might be able to pull of the costume or the attitude, but the fit is very important. Nobody wants to see a fatass version of a sexy

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-57074002484281712732009-04-18T01:18:00.001+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.637+08:00

Dear Driver,The reason you have that meter on your cab is to measure the amount we have to pay to you. You don't blurt out how much you want expecting to get it. You especially don't ask for double the price tag.The route I take is only 90Php by cab. And during this time of year, there's absolutely no heavy traffic, and the only stops you must take are those in the two traffic lights, and they're

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-29763793542766980632009-04-13T19:45:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.640+08:00

Dear Google,I'd probably forgive some of your country limitations on some music videos or public-access TV shows you block on YouTube, displaying a message "This video is not available in your country", wherein the content really should be limited by the country (although I still find little reason for you doing that, the internet being as it is). But after clicking the link on the first query of

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-31975438721584064602009-04-02T21:17:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.635+08:00

Dear Western Union,While I am aware that 96% of the people who read your advertisement wouldn't notice, I am not one of those statistics.Your latest billboard ad has a slogan "Kampante ako dito". If you do not find anything wrong with that, then I suggest you repeat elementary Filipino.Whenever prepositions or adverbs beginning with "d", such as "dito", "doon", or "din", is directly proceeding a

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-45569871489067440582009-03-21T23:19:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.644+08:00

Dear Apple,I used to reserve my comments on your personal computer you call Macintosh, mainly because I've never used one. Even when there's a lot of pricks trying to convince me to use a Mac, I decline politely, saying I'm comfortable with the operating systems I'm using. I never say anything negative about Macs, simply because I have no experience aside from the stupid fandom. But now, I can

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-35384656839739598572009-03-18T23:15:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.642+08:00

Dear Ice Cream Store,You know, I like your store. I like your affordable but tasty ice cream bars and cones. I like your toaster oven pizzas and even your deluxe sundaes.However, I hate the fact that your clerks allow street children lurking around there. Every time I buy, there's always a group of kids hounding for alms or asking for the ice cream I just bought. No, I will not give them the ice

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-84664008920059546082009-03-09T14:35:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.637+08:00

Dear Google,Why must you place hamburger-related advertisements on my blog? I know you select relevant ads depending on the content, and that I have previously written something about McDonald's hamburgers, but why must they be meat? And why do they sometimes have to be kobe-beef-delivered-right-at-your-doorstep advertisements? WHY?Thank you for making me feel the pains of my poverty.Sincerely,

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-13285686165386525812009-02-24T21:01:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.637+08:00

Dear Multiply User,I don't know you. Therefore, I won't add you. Stop sending me invites that I will just reject. I don't care whatever kind of t-shirt you make, 'cause I don't have any money to buy them. And if you just want to invade into my private network just to have more contacts, sorry, but I respect my contacts' privacy.And, no, I don't want to and won't be able to do business with you

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-31770213001563417562009-02-08T00:33:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.645+08:00

Dear McDo,I asked for something simple—a hamburger. It's basically your Cheeseburger—and I'm talking about your regular Cheeseburger, not your Cheeseburger deluxe—without the cheese. I even said I was willing to pay the same price for the Cheeseburger. And yet you insist that there's no such thing as a "hamburger" in your menu. Instead, you point me to another burger in your menu—Burger McDo.I

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-20478732501430186432009-01-26T22:10:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.638+08:00

Dear Homeworld voice actress,You are probably the most pathetic lady I have ever heard. Who goes window shopping for furniture every fucking day on the same fucking store? I'd understand someone going every week, but every single day? If the store ships stuff every day, and a furniture store for this matter, I'd assume that this store would go broke pretty soon. Clothes I'd understand a little

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-53955919860907895942009-01-26T08:56:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.647+08:00

Dear DepEd,Your education system sucks. That is all.Sincerely,Five-year Freshman,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-20490892504297348552009-01-14T21:03:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.647+08:00

Dear Parents,I never would've thought I'd need to send you another letter on the same subject, and so soon.The time was just past seven, Just today, on my way home from school. I was riding a Project 6 jeepney from Trinoma. The jeep halted on a red light before turning left to Mindanao Avenue. A street child, maybe in early puberty, went in the vehicle and began wiping the people's footwear. As

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-20869046402726216712009-01-13T22:00:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.639+08:00

Dear Parents,Seriously, stop procreating.Just the other day, while watching someone play DDR in Trinoma, a street child found himself there beside the machine. I honestly don't know how he got there, maybe security found themselves off guard or something. The player was using his bare feet, and he takes of his slippers. In the middle of the song, the kid took the dude's slippers and attempted to

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-29779626589116708362009-01-09T20:30:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.635+08:00

Dear Passengers,I know it is difficult being a train passenger, especially on rush hours. However, we must still practice proper decorum at every instance we are using this public utility. Note that I used the term public utility. This is not a private vehicle, so we should learn to use it as a public and not as an individual.Whenever I use these utilities, I find myself stuck in a pushy crowd,

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-10167597930922516362009-01-07T20:42:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.642+08:00

Dear Tokyo Tokyo,I've tried out Trinoma's Tokyo Tokyo only three times, and all these experiences happened within the last three months... the last one being today. Now, I'm fully aware that Tokyo Tokyo isn't real Japanese fast food, much less a restaurant. This is noticable ever since the change in your branches, losing much of your sushi and sashimi choices. Heck, you've also added a lot of

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-35587436929019579682009-01-03T15:36:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.639+08:00

Dear Maintenance,I've been a regular customer ever since your opening. And I'm probably one of the people who has played on your GuitarFreaks 11th Mix machine the most. Heck, I'm almost a Platinum member because of it. That aside, I would have to complain on how you take care of your machine. It's been over a year since you've had that machine, and ever since the strap on the left controller

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-70588917761951375622009-01-01T02:30:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.642+08:00

Dear Globe,Thank you for your extremely poor service today, and last week as well. Now, my father thinks I'm a no-good person since he didn't receive the messages I sent through your short-messaging service last Christmas and this New Year's Eve.Sincerely,Angry Globe Prepaid User,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-34354055136985312972008-12-24T20:07:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.646+08:00

Dear Drivers,Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you may dictate how much you charge your passengers. Gasoline is at its all time low for the last 10 years for sanity's sake! Isn't that enough compensation for the holidays? An additional 30Php is not right, and a 150Php fare for a 90Php journey is worse. Besides, you'll be getting a lot of passengers throughout the day wherever you go due to

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-59834120459674006192008-12-21T14:52:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.646+08:00

Dear Parents,I know it's really none of my business when you decide to fuck each other. However, I have been recently bothered by a few of your children, one dirtily sprawling around at our street, then suddenly touching me and asking for the ice cream cone I was eating. No, I will not give your child my ice cream cone. What irritates me the most is that the sucker was more persistent than the

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-91642037619893879112008-12-16T21:51:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.648+08:00

Dear Metrostar,I have two corrections for you to make, first on your MRT3 "tips":"Tips" is a plural word. "Isang" is "one" in Filipino. You cannot use "isang" to precede "tips". The correct sentence to use "narito ang isang tip".Next, on your warning label at the emergency button on LRT1:The Filipino of "button" is "pindutan", since it seems you're having trouble translating it. Also, although

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-35505702178553016592008-12-15T21:34:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.635+08:00

Dear Asshole,You do not talk about women like that, treat women like that, especially when they're around even if it seems like it's okay with them. Even though I'm not one, I know it's never okay with them. You only degrade women if you can accept its aftereffects, one being you won't be able to be with one romantically. Yet, you still rant that you're not getting any. Of course you won't be

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-77926668152037486772008-12-14T12:48:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.640+08:00

Dear Singer,I know it's a particularly fun and entertaining pastime, and I admit that I sometimes enjoy a good karaoke session. But, please, consider your neighbors. It's okay to do this in the midday, or up to late afternoon, or even early evening. But it's not okay to do this late at night, and beyond midnight, nearing morning.I wouldn't be so mad if you didn't suck so much. There are times

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-70950156762079794662008-12-11T07:20:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.645+08:00

Dear Pedestrian,Although I should probably reconsider calling you pedestrian, since you're more of a jaywalker. Anyway, you're probably aware that there's already a pedestrian overpass connecting SM North EDSA and Trinoma. What I would like to know is why you still prefer to cross the road rather than using it?Yeah, you still have to climb a set of stairs, but you do have feet, now don't you? You

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-73485398856125516302008-12-06T23:29:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.645+08:00

Dear Fan(girl/boy),I still haven't read the book. But I have watched the film. Now I can safely say that Bolt was a better movie than Twilight. And, yes, I'm talking of a love-story perspective. I rate love stories based on how much "kilig" or, for a lack of a better term, butterflies in the stomach it produces when I watch it. It gave me none, nada, zilch. While Bolt didn't give me a lot, at

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-23246570539736551222008-12-04T20:57:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.642+08:00

Dear Commenter,Congratulations, you're first. Too bad you didn't have anything constructive, critical, or informative to say. Now you look like an idiot who spends more time camping for videos or blog posts in the internet rather than doing or sharing something useful. Seriously, nobody but you cares if you were first, and unless there's a "first comment" contest somewhere I haven't heard about,

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-77355018158815637382008-12-02T18:59:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.644+08:00

Dear Fan(girl/boy),I haven't read the book. I haven't watched the movie. But were you really serious when you did this:?If you were... well... I'm sorry, but I seriously doubt you're getting him for Christmas.Oh, and by the way, I understand the glitter, but what's that he's holding? A toothbrush? I guess make-believe vampires need to take care of their make-believe canines. Oh, wait. That was a

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-20853515920188992232008-12-01T23:01:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.645+08:00

Dear Commenter,Before you even consider posting "no life" on rhythm game Tatsujin videos on YouTube, please click the "Audio Preview" button and do not even consider clicking the other one. Seriously, though, if you spent the time and effort to comment that, wouldn't that make you the one without a life? To think at least they have done something great, while you just sit there, post ad hominem

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-52459032242733907432008-12-01T00:53:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.640+08:00

Dear Someone,I'll keep this short, and it's a good thing too... to divert from my seemingly all-train related posts.Don't talk professional crap on something you're not really a professional of. Prove yourself before you impose on other people your "professionalism". That is all.Sincerely,Professional Ranter,Inggo

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-51302289483015887452008-11-26T17:14:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.642+08:00

Dear Passenger,What is it with the train doors that makes you love to stay there so much? I'd understand if you're departing the next station, but, apparently, you are not. The train was pretty roomy from when you entered at EDSA station, so why do you insist on staying in front of the train doors rather than going at the middle of the train?Okay, so you're not able to sit. That doesn't give you

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-77703228733411200112008-11-24T19:26:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.646+08:00

Dear Metrostar,There are thirteen stations in MRT3, and these thirteen stations I ride every other weekday going to and from school. That's a total of twenty-six stations. Not counting the last one, I pass by twenty-four stations every day.Every time your train departs a station, you play a prerecorded advertisement from your sponsors, some even have a jingle. Immediately after, you present an

Inggo Espinosahttps://profiles.google.com/114876047844112691882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17945386.post-90178829253380096742008-11-24T19:13:00.000+08:002009-11-07T21:37:06.637+08:00

Dear Reader,You can call me "Inggo".You might know me, you might not. Most of "Inggo" accounts in the internet belong to me. I used to blog frequently on different mediums about random stuff. It's been a while since I've blogged about anything, as I've lied low from the internet for quite some time. Where I've been and what I've been doing is probably none of your business, and I'd rather not

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