2.7.09

On Unannounced Emergency Maintennance

Dear Ntreev,

What the fuck? Emergency maintenance? I'd forgive it if you said a word about it, but you didn't. Even 5 minutes... no... 1 minute before you shut down the server will do. But no... the second I went into the boss trial, you pull the plug. What the heck?

Next time, announce beforehand when you're conducting server maintenance in game. It's part of your duty as game servers.

Sincerely,

Trickster Online Player,
Inggo

1.7.09

On Firefox 3.5

Dear Mozilla,

WTF did you do with Firefox? Now I can't select the tabs anymore and use my handy mouse scroll's left and right tilt to switch tabs. Fix this shit and make me able to select tabs again.

And just when I was praising your product over Chrome. Now, I have to tinker with userChrome.css to make it work.

Reintegrate it. And no tl;dr version for you.

Sincerely,

Unimpressed Firefox 3.5 User,
Inggo

22.6.09

On Chromefags

Dear Chromefag,

The address bar of Firefox also functions as a search bar by default. Also, Firefox uses less memory over the number of tabs, Google for evidence (ironic, isn't it?). I'll admit that Chrome is a pretty little browser, but I'll be keeping my browser with all the important extensions attached as my default, thank you.

tl;dr: Shut up.

Sincerely,

Firefox User,
Inggo

P.S.
This is similar to my Macfags entry, except I'm not against the browser in all honesty. It's just its fanbase and all those fans (okay, maybe just one particular fan) doing all they can to make me switch that irritates me.

21.6.09

On Noisy Neighbors

Dear Neighbors,

Even though you're related to the landlady, this doesn't excuse you for being so fucking noisy. Maybe I can overlook when your audible volume is over 9000 decibels at day. But when it's already past midnight, that's when I start to rage.

I can also overlook the fact that you fail to discipline your children, who seem to cry at least three times every hour. But when this failure goes past the normal person's bedtime, that I cannot overlook anymore.

Please, for the love of sanity, learn to control your volumes. People are trying to sleep.

tl;dr: You're too fucking loud at midnight.

Sincerely,

Your (Un)Friendly Neighborhood Ranterman,
Inggo

18.6.09

On Facebook "Gamers"

Dear Gamer,

Oh wait, you aren't one.

Sincerely,

Non-Casual Gamer,
Inggo