On Jeepney Passenger Leg Orientation...

Dear Jeepney Passengers,

It is your unwritten responsibility to sit perpendicular to the seat and never at an angle while riding a jeepney, especially when said vehicle is currently stopped and accepting passengers. This vehicle is not yours, it belongs to the public. As such, you should never occupy space more than the width of your buttocks by sitting at an obtuse angle. This is especially true if you are planning to or might fall asleep. Honestly, I cannot understand why some people find it more comfortable to have their sides supported over their spines.

In relation to this, please do not open your legs more than your hip requires. The comfort factor might be agreeable here, especially as a man, but, again, out of respect and courtesy, please avoid doing so.

Remember that we are all in this together. The faster you orient yourself to accommodate others, the quicker the journey for all of us.

Sincerely,

Your Fellow Jeepney Passenger,
Inggo

On Re-Introductions...

Dear Reader,

As you might have noticed, I haven't posted in more than a year. The primary reason for that is because I've embraced the teachings of Buddhism and attempted to live a life free from desire, thinking that I have to give up this blog in the process. While I still highly respect these teachings, I realize, after two years, that I cannot keep up a life without having an outlet to vent out my anger, especially with plenty of things I have observed that deserve criticism.

That, and I also need some blogs to test out my new web project.

With that said, ladies and gentlemen, I am back.

Sincerely,

Enlightened Ranter,
Inggo

On Battle.net 2.0 Lag

Dear Blizzard/Activision/IAHGames,

Fix your effin' lag. I've gone through two placement matches and my units were doing a stopdance the entire game. It's fucking impossible to micro with such delay and my macro gets broken as well. You'll probably go and blame my ISP for the slowness, but I blame you for forcing every game through the service. Going to shops will do no good, because there's no fucking LAN.

Great game, yes. However, lousy service—extremely lousy service. I'm disappoint.

tl;dr: SEA Battle.net 2.0 SUCKS.

Sincerely,

Angry Starcraft 2 Player,
Inggo

On Thirteen-Year-Old Forum Spammers

Dear Tard,

I'm not quite sure if you're the same prick I ranted against a year ago, but I believe it is so. Since that's apparently the case, I guess you're a year older now. But from what I see, you've become a year dumber.

I thought we've already made you quit the internet? Apparently you just took a rest to recover your shattered e-go before going back to your increasing of post count ways. While I do realize that your posts are now somewhat related to the topic, your post still does no help whatsoever. Your reply was worthy of three facepalms.

Also, why the heck bother replying to that post in the first place? The thread was started nine months ago without any reply. That means the thread is dead like a log, and your post is the useless inedible poisonous mushroom growing out of my metaphor.

Tards like you are the reason why those below the age of seventeen, maybe sixteen, should be banned from the internet.

tl;dr: GTFO the internet... again.

Sincerely,

Refined forum member,
Inggo

On Chinese Blogger Comment Spammers

Dear Spammer,

While I appreciate the click, I certainly do not invite any spam to my food blog or any of my other blogs.

Firstly, I do not understand Chinese. And while Google translates your comments to messages of good health and happiness, I cannot be sure of that. Secondly, I'm too computer literate to overlook those many periods you put after your comment to have hyperlinks that lead to random Chinese websites. It just further infuriates me that you try to do it stealthily, yet stupidly.

Don't use my blog to increase your link counts. Please go find another blog to bother. Or better yet, just die.

tl;dr: Die.

Sincerely,

Irritated Blogger,
Inggo