On McDonald's Large Fries

Dear McDo,

I like the fact that you finally decided to provide larger portions of your "world famous" french fries. However, I dislike the fact that there's no meal upgrade that could take advantage of this new addition to your menu.

It's just a 10Php increase for the "large" fries, so why not just add 10Php to your "Go Big Time" option? Until you do so will I be a happy fry aficionado.

I'm disappointed in the lack of this option.


Disappointed Fry Aficionado,


On GitaDora V6 at Timezone Glorietta

Dear Timezone,

While I am pleased that you have managed to get hold of the V6 software this early, I am disappointed in the fact that you did not get a new machine. It would've been nice if the quality of your machines was still top notch, but until now you haven't still fixed the screen of the GuitarFreaks machine.

Until you have replaced this with a brand new V6 machine or you manage to fix the delinquent screen will I be pleased with this new addition.


Level 82 Guitarfreak,


On Bayan DSL

Dear Bayan Telecommunications,

Thank you for keeping me out of the internet for three whole weeks. Seriously, though, I'd understand the situation if it weren't for you promising the day I applied for transfer that you'd be able to connect within three to five days. I used to have such positive outlook on your company. Now I rank you just above PLDT.

And now you want to charge me for the last month of the service I didn't get just to disconnect? Sorry, but you're just going to get ignored as you have ignored me.

Here's hoping that other subscribers won't ever feel the pains that I had during the past few weeks.


Ex-Bayan DSL Subscriber,


On Twelve-Year-Old Online Decorum

Dear Prick,

I obviously have a problem with prepubescents. I especially have a problem with prepubescents in the internet.

You see, there are places where you can run amok and post whatever you want to post. Those places are meant for kids like you. However, most of the places are for intelligent discussion. These places are not meant for you.

You do not reply to every thread just to increase your post count. This is especially true when you're posting something very far off topic.

Basically, what I'm saying is when I post something requesting for GuitarFreaks simfiles, you do not post a reply saying you want keysounded Drummania simfiles. Make your own thread and do not post on my thread if it's so important for you to ramble such unrelated requests. I am not trying to have an internet conversation with you, but with people who can help me. You are, obviously, not one who can.

Also, you do not advertise how old you are, and that you are proud of it. People will be impressed if you hide your age while act like an intelligent person. Showing that you aren't and that you act even stupider just makes you more unwanted.

It seems you did not get the message the last time from me and my friends.

tl;dr: GTFO the internet.


Refined seventeen-year-old internet citizen,