On Masculinely Named Possessions

Dear Faggot,

You think it's gay when I name my more valued possessions with feminine names? Well, I think it's gayer when you're pressing Adam's buttons, touching Ben's keys, pushing Christian's joystick, playing David's notes, and    gerund      masculine name  's    object   (fill in appropriate blanks).

I think I've shown my point. I'll stick to my femininely named things, thank you very much.


Owner of Femininely Named Possessions,

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