You think it's gay when I name my more valued possessions with feminine names? Well, I think it's gayer when you're pressing Adam's buttons, touching Ben's keys, pushing Christian's joystick, playing David's notes, and gerund masculine name 's object (fill in appropriate blanks).
I think I've shown my point. I'll stick to my femininely named things, thank you very much.
Owner of Femininely Named Possessions,