I haven't read the book. I haven't watched the movie. But were you really serious when you did this:
If you were... well... I'm sorry, but I seriously doubt you're getting him for Christmas.
Oh, and by the way, I understand the glitter, but what's that he's holding? A toothbrush? I guess make-believe vampires need to take care of their make-believe canines. Oh, wait. That was a candy cane. My bad.
Twilight Fan(girl/boy) Hater,