On Twilight Fan(girl/boy)s

Dear Fan(girl/boy),

I haven't read the book. I haven't watched the movie. But were you really serious when you did this:

If you were... well... I'm sorry, but I seriously doubt you're getting him for Christmas.

Oh, and by the way, I understand the glitter, but what's that he's holding? A toothbrush? I guess make-believe vampires need to take care of their make-believe canines. Oh, wait. That was a candy cane. My bad.


Twilight Fan(girl/boy) Hater,

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